Book of Quob
Book of Quob

Ahoy, Pastafarians, Pirates & Non-Prophets!

Erik Blair

Author & Non-Prophet

The Sacred Order of Parma Jawn has decided to welcome new members. Scroll down and get y’er official “shellback” certificate which accords you all benefits of membership.

Book of Quob

Each of us has our own Al Dente. We are all different for reasons Quob only knows.

Do you ever wonder if you have the stones to be mixed up with the likes of pirates? Do you find yourself in hot water simmering about life, peering through the colander? Do you ever think you’re unworthy of being touched by his noodly appendages?

Worry no more! The Book of Quob is exactly what you need. This book helps you find your pasta personality and the right sauce pairings for your kind of noodle.

This book may seem a little esoteric to some, especially given the use of modern Quobcentric terms, seafaring pronouns, and saucy references to spaghetti debauchery. And a few laypeople may misunderstand this book completely, but I assure you that any novice pastafarian newly noodled who gives this book a chance will be touched by his noodly appendages in profound ways.

At very least you will have a better understanding of your place in the great colander of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Book of Quob: Finding Your Inner Pastafarian

Upcoming book!

The Book of Quob is expected to be released in early 2023.
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$12.00

Shellback Certificate: Order of Parma Jawn

This is the official Shellback Certificate for the Sacred Order of Parma Jawn. 

The Order of Parma Jawn is a Non-Prophet Group of Pastafarians who adhere to the Pirate Codex. 

This high quality certificate is personalized with your name, and printed on exhibition-ready paper and show the world. This premium matte certificate is made with museum-grade paper (175gsm fine art paper). Be sure to let us know what name you want on the certificate when you order. 

.: 175 gsm fine art paper
.: Matte finish
.: 14 x 11 inch dimensions
.: For indoor use
.: Due to the production process of these certificates, please allow for slight size deviations with a tolerance +/- 1/16″.

.: This is suitable for framing. 

Book of Quob: Finding Your Inner Pastafarian

Upcoming book!

The Book of Quob is expected to be released in early 2023.
Sign up to receive a notification when it’s available.